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    You may be a muslim if...(Joke)

    Post  Username on Mon Mar 14, 2011 7:09 am

    This is a joke, put that in your mind before you read.



    You might be muslim if...

    1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have moral objection to liquor.

    2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

    3. You have more wives than teeth.

    4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean."

    5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

    6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.

    7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

    8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

    9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.

    10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.

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    Re: You may be a muslim if...(Joke)

    Post  Shana on Mon Mar 14, 2011 7:55 am

    You from foreign country how come you know all of this?

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    Re: You may be a muslim if...(Joke)

    Post  Username on Mon Mar 14, 2011 8:33 am

    I'm from Melbourne.
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    Re: You may be a muslim if...(Joke)

    Post  Shana on Mon Mar 14, 2011 9:00 am

    Do muslims live there?

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    Post  Username on Mon Mar 14, 2011 9:02 am

    Ah just forget this.
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    Post  [S]cott123 on Mon Mar 14, 2011 7:58 pm

    =.= i know it's a joke but still.......by the way im a muslim............ Sad
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    Post  DC on Mon Mar 14, 2011 8:02 pm

    LoL'ed, lucky this is not some social web like Facebook or Twitter... clown
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    Post  Shana on Mon Mar 14, 2011 8:23 pm

    Indeed, this is just a unofficial forum.
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    Post  [S]cott123 on Mon Mar 14, 2011 8:23 pm

    ya or else some menteri saw this put us in court and bla bla bla sienz la
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    Re: You may be a muslim if...(Joke)

    Post  Shana on Mon Mar 14, 2011 9:14 pm

    menteri plays online? (Just ask for fun.)
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    Post  DEAncientNaga on Tue Mar 15, 2011 9:50 am

    Menteri? As I know he (or they) only care about Facebook and E-Disiplin or something governmental.

    Yes, online, all about country...

    And one more...P***

    P.S: Muslim still a religion, I hope no racist.

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    Post  F r e a k y on Sat Mar 26, 2011 8:17 pm

    DEAncientNaga wrote:Menteri? As I know he (or they) only care about Facebook and E-Disiplin or something governmental.

    Yes, online, all about country...

    And one more...P***

    P.S: Muslim still a religion, I hope no racist.


    ya i hope so..

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    Re: You may be a muslim if...(Joke)

    Post  KingKong on Sat Mar 26, 2011 8:23 pm

    awak gila ke?aku muslim lah kau tahu?
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    Post  [S]cott123 on Sat Mar 26, 2011 8:31 pm

    dude really?im also a muslim high 5! Very Happy I'm sorry for anything i did at you from the past teckyang din't know you'r also a muslim....
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    Post  DEAncientNaga on Sat Mar 26, 2011 9:51 pm

    Be open, no racist here I think.


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    Re: You may be a muslim if...(Joke)

    Post  KingKong on Sun Mar 27, 2011 9:20 pm

    haha....ku muslim yang pandai dan putih kulitnya
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    Re: You may be a muslim if...(Joke)

    Post  DC on Sun Mar 27, 2011 10:35 pm

    So have you circumcised?

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